If you're happy and you know it: do all three

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

(via greetings)

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash greir

(Source: the90sk-i-d-s, via deweyfinn21)

sarcasticphan:

just-a-penis-with-a-dream:

what is this even from????

becoming youtube episode 1 ^-^

sarcasticphan:

just-a-penis-with-a-dream:

what is this even from????

becoming youtube episode 1 ^-^

(Source: itslerak)

bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

(via sighotic)

sammywinchesster:

school picture day

(Source: shaymittchell, via greetings)

johnfinnemoressouvenirprogramme:

John Finnemore acting out a deleted scene between Arthur and Martin from Cabin Pressure’s Molokai (x)

Pippa: Ah yes I am evil! Today I posted a letter under the minimum posting weight....and killed a bishop.

Pip: That does seem to cover both ends of the evil spectrum.

In 12 hours time, I’ll be leaving to go to uni for the first time ever!!!!

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

(Source: superstarsaga, via greetings)

grawly:

pizzasnachosbutts:

i think walmart got new candles

how do u know

grawly:

pizzasnachosbutts:

i think walmart got new candles

how do u know

(via sprinkleofglitr)

"The man to my right started telling me about all the ways that the internet is degrading the English language. He brought up Facebook and he said: "to defriend, I mean is that a real word?”. I wanna pause on that question: what makes a word ‘real’?”- Anne Curzan, What makes a word “real”? TEDxUofM [x]

(Source: starberry-cupcake, via ted)


Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?