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Snow Leopard

I like the one in the background that’s just staring at the leopard in the foreground like, “I cannot believe you are this stupid, Fred.”

snow snow is to snow leopards what moon moon is to wolves.

Snow Snow

apha4me:

lokisqueenofgreen:

bedlamsbard:

earthlynation:

Snow Leopard

I like the one in the background that’s just staring at the leopard in the foreground like, “I cannot believe you are this stupid, Fred.”

snow snow is to snow leopards what moon moon is to wolves.

Snow Snow

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Not going out is such an under rated tv show. 

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He looks so genuinely upset

starllex:

He looks so genuinely upset

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*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*

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ismilebecauseithinkofyou said: 2, 3, 6, 9, 10, 17, 20 (me), 25, 34, 40. Ily xx

2. Who are three of your female comedian crushes?

Crushes? No idea. Idolising in that I wouldn’t mind being them? Mel Giedroyc, Katy Wix, Laura Solon

3. Who are three of your male comedian crushes?

Erm… Chris Addison, Josh Widdicombe and Adam Hills

6. What is your favourite podcast?

I used to really like Answer Me This but I kinda stopped listening to it. Well, in fact podcasts altogether! The trouble is that they’ve changed the way you can listen to podcasts on iPod and mine’s too old so I can’t actually download any anymore. But for a good podcast you can’t beat the BBC’s Friday Night Comedy or Comedy of the Week.

9. Which comedian has the best butt?

Can’t say I’ve looked.

10. Which comedian do you think has the sexiest voice?

Reginald D. Hunter has a rather fantastic deep voice. I suppose that’s considered ‘sexy’.

17. Who did you used to like that you now can’t stand?

Russell Howard. It’s not that I necessarily can’t stand him, I just haven’t paid much attention to him in a while.

20. Who would you go gay/straight for?

A female comedian that I would happily date? Errrrrr… Lucy Porter? She’s quite a sweetie and wouldn’t grate on your nerves.

25. Who would you sing a karaoke duet with, and what song would you choose?

Purely because of that one episode of her sitcom, I’d have to say Miranda. Something by Heather Small.

34. What bit/joke/routine would you show someone to get them hooked on your favorite comedian?

"The neutrinos have mutated!"

40. Imagine you’re in a horror movie with five of your favourite comedians. Name the order in which four of them die and reveal the name of the fifth one who turns evil.

Josh Widdicombe and Jon Richardson are equally weak and are picked off first. John Finnemore is the next to go because whilst he bravely points out the lunacy of the situation and befuddles the serial killer into not killing him, he makes a silly mistake and knocks himself out on a door. Mel takes no nonsense and avoids death until she stops to judge a cake competition and is brutally murdered. Finally, Dara O’Briain turns out to be the dastardly puppet-master all along. (What?! He does a GREAT evil laugh!)

Thank you for seeing sense deary. It’s not like people would actually enjoy having ALL my answers on their dash!

ismilebecauseithinkofyou said: 1-50 ;) ily xx

You keep asking me to do this sort of thing. I don’t really have the time! I’ll answer random ones but I can’t do all of them. Don’t be so lazy and pick some favourites! :P

ily2 :)

fuckajesus:

Me and Heather were bored. Do this when you think your life has no purpose.
1. Who is your favourite comedian? 2. Who are three of your female comedian crushes? 3. Who are three of your male comedian crushes? 4. What is your favourite sitcom? 5. What is your favourite panel show? 6. What is your favourite podcast? 7. What are three of your favourite stand-up shows? 8. What is your favourite picture of your favourite comedian? 9. Which comedian has the best butt? 10. Which comedian do you think has the sexiest voice? 11. Who is your favourite comedy duo? 12. Who is your favourite sketch group? 13. Which comedian would you like to be friends with? 14. Who would you want to be in a relationship with? 15. Which comedian would you have sex with? 16. Which comedians do you hate? 17. Who did you used to like that you now can’t stand? 18. Who did you used to not be able to stand who you now like? 19. Who are three of your favourite fictional characters in a sitcom? 20. Who would you go gay/straight for? 21. Who would you make your kids’ godparent? 22. Who would you like to get drunk with? 23. Suggest a new profession that you think would be appropriate for your least favourite comedian. 24. Who do you think could fit a whole potato in their mouth? 25. Who would you sing a karaoke duet with, and what song would you choose? 26. Which comedian would you most like to see live? 27. Best comedian you’ve seen live? 28. Favourite comedy movie? 29. Name three comedians with the sexiest accents. 30. Which female comedian would you like to be? 31. Which male comedian would you like to be? 32. Funniest picture of your favourite comedian? 33. If you could go on a trip with a comedian, where would you go and who would you go with? 34. What bit/joke/routine would you show someone to get them hooked on your favorite comedian? 35. Who would you share your food with? 36. Name five comedians with the best beards. 37. Who has the best pair of moobs? 38. Who would you like to have on your side during a zombie apocalypse? 39. Who has the sexiest eyebrows? 40. Imagine you’re in a horror movie with five of your favourite comedians. Name the order in which four of them die and reveal the name of the fifth one who turns evil. 41. Tell us one of your favourite non-comedy shows and replace some of your favourite characters of said show with comedians. 42. If you could have a three-course meal made of comedians, who would you have as an appetizer, who would be your main course and who would you have for dessert? 43. Name one of your favourite Bible characters and tell us which comedian they remind you most of? 44. Who would you keep as a slave for a day? Name two things you would make them do. 45. Name your least favourite comedian. What would you throw at them to make them go away? 46. If you could give a kitten to your favourite comedian, what name would they give it? 47. It’s your birthday. Who would you like to jump out of your birthday cake? 48. Whose hair would you like to live in? 49. Imagine you are a fish. Now imagine you are a dead fish. Who would do the honour of flushing you down the toilet? 50. You and your comedian crush are both panda bears. Describe what your usual day together looks like.

fuckajesus:

Me and Heather were bored. Do this when you think your life has no purpose.

1. Who is your favourite comedian?
2. Who are three of your female comedian crushes?
3. Who are three of your male comedian crushes?
4. What is your favourite sitcom?
5. What is your favourite panel show?
6. What is your favourite podcast?
7. What are three of your favourite stand-up shows?
8. What is your favourite picture of your favourite comedian?
9. Which comedian has the best butt?
10. Which comedian do you think has the sexiest voice?
11. Who is your favourite comedy duo?
12. Who is your favourite sketch group?
13. Which comedian would you like to be friends with?
14. Who would you want to be in a relationship with?
15. Which comedian would you have sex with?
16. Which comedians do you hate?
17. Who did you used to like that you now can’t stand?
18. Who did you used to not be able to stand who you now like?
19. Who are three of your favourite fictional characters in a sitcom?
20. Who would you go gay/straight for?
21. Who would you make your kids’ godparent?
22. Who would you like to get drunk with?
23. Suggest a new profession that you think would be appropriate for your least favourite comedian.
24. Who do you think could fit a whole potato in their mouth?
25. Who would you sing a karaoke duet with, and what song would you choose?
26. Which comedian would you most like to see live?
27. Best comedian you’ve seen live?
28. Favourite comedy movie?
29. Name three comedians with the sexiest accents.
30. Which female comedian would you like to be?
31. Which male comedian would you like to be?
32. Funniest picture of your favourite comedian?
33. If you could go on a trip with a comedian, where would you go and who would you go with?
34. What bit/joke/routine would you show someone to get them hooked on your favorite comedian?
35. Who would you share your food with?
36. Name five comedians with the best beards.
37. Who has the best pair of moobs?
38. Who would you like to have on your side during a zombie apocalypse?
39. Who has the sexiest eyebrows?
40. Imagine you’re in a horror movie with five of your favourite comedians. Name the order in which four of them die and reveal the name of the fifth one who turns evil.
41. Tell us one of your favourite non-comedy shows and replace some of your favourite characters of said show with comedians.
42. If you could have a three-course meal made of comedians, who would you have as an appetizer, who would be your main course and who would you have for dessert?
43. Name one of your favourite Bible characters and tell us which comedian they remind you most of?
44. Who would you keep as a slave for a day? Name two things you would make them do.
45. Name your least favourite comedian. What would you throw at them to make them go away?
46. If you could give a kitten to your favourite comedian, what name would they give it?
47. It’s your birthday. Who would you like to jump out of your birthday cake?
48. Whose hair would you like to live in?
49. Imagine you are a fish. Now imagine you are a dead fish. Who would do the honour of flushing you down the toilet?
50. You and your comedian crush are both panda bears. Describe what your usual day together looks like.

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Didnt I say you were grounded

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Didnt I say you were grounded

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cuddlygay:

theres a les mis joke here somewhere

nope not humorous

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cuddlygay:

theres a les mis joke here somewhere

nope not humorous

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